Seriøst useriøst. Minst 42 ganger morsommere enn bulgarsk treskodans. Redaksjonen bestreber seg på å presentere kvalitetshumor til det norske folk, i all hovedsak humoristiske tekster og anekdoter.

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• The Scouts are saving aluminum cans, bottles and other items to be recycled. Proceeds will be used to cripple children.
• Ladies Bible Study will be held Thursday morning at 10. All ladies are invited to lunch in the Fellowship Hall after the B.S. is done.
• The pastor would appreciate it if the ladies of the congregation would lend him their electric girdles for the pancake breakfast next Sabbath.
• Low Self Esteem Support Group will meet Thursday at 7 PM. Please use the back door.
• The pastor will preach his farewell message, after which the choir will sing, "Break Forth Into Joy."
• A songfest was hell at the Methodist church Wednesday.
• Remember in prayer the many who are sick of our church and community.
• The eighth-graders will be presenting Shakespeare's Hamlet in the Church basement Friday at 7 PM. The Congregation is invited to attend this tragedy.
• Thursday night Potluck Supper. Prayer and medication to follow.
• The rosebud on the altar this morning is to announce the birth of David, the sin of Rev. and Mrs. Adams.
• Tuesday at 4 PM there will be an ice cream social. All ladies giving milk will please come early.
• A bean supper will be held on Tuesday evening in the church hall. Music will follow.
• Mrs. Johnson will be entering the hospital this week for testes.
• Please join us as we show our support for Amy and Alan who are preparing for the girth of their first child.
• The Lutheran Men's group will meet at 6 PM. Steak, mashed potatoes, green beans, bread and dessert will be served for a nominal feel.
• The Associate Minister unveiled the church's new tithing campaign slogan last Sunday: "I Upped My Pledge - Up Yours."
• Our next song is "Angels We Have Heard Get High."
• The service will close with Little Drops of Water. One of the ladies will start quietly and the rest of the congregation will join in.
• Eight new choir robes are currently needed, due to the addition of several new members and to the deterioration of some older ones.
• The senior choir invites any member of the congregation who enjoys sinning to join the choir.

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