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Kategori: Tankespinn

Kort (og godt) fra Hallmark

Her er et knippe kort som egentlig ikke ble noen suksess for Hallmark, verdens største produsent av ulike kort til ulike anledninger.

I heard you had herpes,
and I feel terrible.
I'd say "Get well soon",
but I know it's incurable.


My tire was thumping,
I thought it was flat.
When I looked at the tire,
I found your cat.
Sorry!


You've announced that you're gay,
and won't that be a laugh,
when they find out you're one
of the Joint Chiefs of Staff.


So your daughter's a hooker,
and it spoiled your day.
Look at the bright side,
she's a really good lay.


Heard your wife left you.
How upset you must be.
Don't fret about your wife though;
She's moving in with me.


Your computer is dead
and it was so alive,
you shouldn't have installed
Windows 95.


You totalled your car,
and can't remember why.
Maybe it was
that case of Bud Dry?


So you lost your job;
It's one of those hardships in life.
Next time, work harder,
and stay away from the boss' wife.

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