Seriøst useriøst. Minst 42 ganger morsommere enn bulgarsk treskodans. Redaksjonen bestreber seg på å presentere kvalitetshumor til det norske folk, i all hovedsak humoristiske tekster og anekdoter.

Her er flere tekster og notiser man har kommet over rundt omkring i verden, tekster som fremdeles er like dårlig oversatt til engelsk.

I et japansk hotellrom:
Please to bathe inside the tub.


I en hotellheis i Paris:
Please leave your values at the front desk.


I et hotell i Wien:
In case of fire, do your outmost to alarm the hotel porter.


På døren til et hotellrom i Moskva:
If this is your first visit to the USSR, you are welcome to it.


I en italiensk hotellbrosjyre:
This hotel is renowned for its piece and solitude. In fact, crowds from all over the world flock here to enjoy its solitude.


I et hotell i Roma:
Fire! It is what can doing, we hope. No fear. Not ourselves. Say quickly to all people coming up down everywhere a prayer. Always is a clerk. He is assured of safety by expert men who are in the bar for telephone for the fighters of the fire to come out.


I en annonse for et spansk hotell:
The provision of a large French widow in every room adds to the visitors comfort.


I et hotell i Frankrike:
A sports jacket may be worn to dinner, but no trouser.


I et hotell i Madrid:
People will left the room at midday of tomorrow in place of not which will be more money for hole day.


Fra menyen til en restaurant i Madrid:
Tarts of the house.


Fra menyen til en restaurant i Frankrike:
Extract of fowl, peached or sunnyside up.


I et supermarked i Hong Kong:
For your convenience, we recommend courteous, efficient self-service.


Plakat utenfor en dressbutikk i Paris:
Dresses for street walking.


Plakat i vinduet til en svensk buntmaker:
Fur coats made for ladies from their own skin.


Plakat utenfor en skredderbutikk i Hong Kong:
Ladies may have a fit upstairs.


I et turistkontor i Tsjekkia:
Take one of our horse-driven city tours we guarantee no miscarriages.


I en polsk turistbrosjyre:
As for the tripes serves you at the Hotel Monopol, you will be singing its praise to your children as you lie on your deathbed.


På en plakat ved Tysklands "Swartzwald":
It is strictly forbidden on our black forest camping site that people of different sex, for instance, men and women, live together in one tent unless they are married with each other for that purpose.


På en plakat på en tysk strand:
No boots allowed on the bitch.


I en annonse i en Øst-Afrikansk avis:
A new swimming pool is rapidly taking shape since the contractors have thrown in the bulk of their workers.


En oversatt setning fra en russisk sjakkbok:
A lot of water has been passed under the bridge since this variation has been played.


På esken til et leketøy laget i Hong Kong:
Guaranteed to work throughout its useful life.


Ved et fransk svømmebasseng:
Swimming is forbidden in the absence of the Savior.

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